I ran into an old sailing buddy of mine the other day in
Kannapolis, N.C. We were old friends and the years melted away as we
reminisced. But then I introduced him to my wife Sue…
That’s when he attempted to steal her away from me. At first
I could only look down in shame.
But then, remembering him to be the scoundrel which he
always was, I had an idea.
Sneaking up on his port quarter, I was able to gain the
advantage and soon attacked, with nothing but my wits and fists to obtain my
goal.
It was a short and heated battle, with your correspondent
maintaining the advantage throughout the engagement.
And that’s the story of how I fought and won a fight for my
wife’s love at the museum the other day. It worked out well.
We made a brand new friend, who has given up his barbarous
ways and now knows his proper place in the world. In the end, my wife’s beauty
tamed the beast.
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