I look at it in this way; when I go to use the bathroom my
hands have been all over God’s creation; touching things in stores, shaking
hands with people; you name it, they’ve been doing it. And, while they have
been so active, they have probably picked up a few germs along the way. So, that
is why I wash my hands before I use
the “facilities”, as opposed to after.
Think about it; while my hands have been involved in all the
aforementioned activities, my private parts have been safely ensconced in a
clean pair of underwear, right where I put them after taking a shower. So, in
my mind, washing my hands before
makes perfect sense. I wouldn’t want to inadvertently place public germs in my
most private of places.Would you believe that I have observed men who simply walk into a rest room; right after working on their car, or digging a ditch; just unzip and spray away? Only then, after sullying their “best friend” in such a manner, do they wash their hands. I have often wondered what was on their clean “private part” that needed to be scrubbed away with so much vigor before they go back to digging the ditch.
Realistically, I do like that there are signs for restaurant employees which instruct them to wash their hands before going back to the kitchen. That seems to make sense. I mean, when you come right down to it, your meat should never touch my meat; in any way, at any time. Besides, I know where my meat’s been, but I haven’t got a clue about yours.
So, in summation, I think it would be best to wash both before and after. Take this missive in whatever light you prefer; mild satire, silliness, plain ribaldry, or just the ramblings of someone with nothing to say today. Either way, I’m glad to have finally gotten this off of my chest.
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